Bill Parcells is a Turd

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3531243

Yes. There is a reason Dallas did so well in their first year without him last year. Yes, he's good at rebuilding rosters with youth, but sometimes you need veterans to win games. This article should cost him a win or two this year with the Dolphins.

Also, he brought in Chad Pennington (which should be a good short-term solution to the 2008 season) at QB which means that former BYU QB John Beck should find himself looking for a backup job at the end of August when teams are trimmed down to a 53-man roster. The Dolphins should keep Pennington, McCown, and newly drafted Chad Henne from over-rated Michigan as the three QBs on the rosters.

I'm sure John Beck should land a backup job in the league somewhere. I just hope he sees playing time by next year. In fact, it would do Beck some good to stay unemployed until about week 2, then when a QB gets hurt on some team (say the Packers, Vikings, Ravens, etc.). He should be able to play right away.

Parcells hasn't done squat since Scott Norwood's potential Super Bowl winning kick went wide left back in 1991. Yet 18 years later he's all you hear about, even though he is no longer a head coach. So Brian Kehl (former BYU linebacker now drafted by the Giants), please use the New York media to get yourself as much modeling and marketing contracts as possible while you're still out there.

Yup, it's all about ego when it comes to Parcells and his nasty tight
shirts he wore on the sidelines with the Cowboys that made millions of
Americans collectively and simultaneously dry heave. He can't admit
anybody can have success unless HE hand-picked them. Jason Taylor (the
NFL's Defensive player of the year two years ago), Zack Thomas (the
all-time leading tackler for the Dolphins) and Trent Green (a
reliable backup/starter) are no longer with the team just because of
what happened last year and Parcells will throw out talent just to
make sure that it's all about his architectural work on the roster.

P.S. I've been working on my 2008 NFL upcoming picks for the upcoming season, so stay tuned.

P.P.S. I'd work out some college picks, but it doesn't really matter because Ohio State, Oklahoma, Florida, and all other major conference schools will finish at the top no matter what happens anyway. DOWN WITH THE BCS!